Monday, January 18, 2010

Don't

There's a lot of things in this world that I don't understand.

Why does my bed always feel so rock hard and uncomfortable when I'm trying to fall asleep, but so amazingly heavenly when I have to wake up?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Why does toast always land butter side down?

Why do cats always land on their feet?

What would happen if I strapped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

How can people be so mean?




She yelled at me today. Which isn't a big surprise, she yells at me a lot.

But at least normally I know why she's yelling at me.


Today she yelled at me because I un-loaded the entire dishwasher instead of only half. She was yelling something about how now I wasn't going to help her load and how I was just trying to do the easy work.

Maybe that's what she would've done. But I wouldn't have tried to cheat her into doing more work.


I was going to unload and load the dishwasher so that she would only have to hand wash a couple of dishes. She looked so peaceful on the couch, I didn't want to disturb her, make her come do work.




Funny how that feeling always turns into a screaming match.

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